Monthly Archives: September 2013

Kim Gets “Surprise” Baby Shower, Khloe Struggles With Camel Toe on KUWTK

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“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” returned from a short hiatus on Sunday with a big event: Kim Kardashian ’s baby shower!
And while the party seemed to go off without a hitch when i reported on it back in June, it turns out there was plenty of traditional Kardashian family drama involved.
Sisters Khloe and Kourtney began planning the shower unbeknownst to Kim, even setting up a baby registry.
When they tried to gauge Kim’s interest, the mom-to-be said she didn’t “really care” to have one, afraid that it would
lead to more “negative attention” surrounding her pregnancy.
Kim found herself even more put off when she found out about the registry, saying that she doesn’t need a shower or gifts.
“My family is being so controlling, and this is my life,” complained the reality star to the camera.
The girls later tried to convince Kim by re-watching footage from Kris’ baby shower from when she was pregnant with Rob – and it worked!
“To say that all of this scrutiny doesn’t get to you, I would be lying,” admitted Kim. “But listening to my family, really does make me realize that I want to have this special moment for my
daughter.”
She insisted, however, that the event not be a “spectacle,” and said instead of presents, she wants attendees to donate to a Chicago hospital that’s close to baby daddy Kanye West’s heart.
Unfortunately, the family’s plans were leaked to the media — and Kim promptly freaked out at the negative opinions that started to follow.
But on the day of the garden-themed shower, Kim greeted her celebrity pals, relatives, and West’s family, telling the camera it “turned out exactly the way I imagined it to be… and I’m just so happy
with everything.”
Kris made an emotional toast, and a good time seemed to be had by all — but Kim became even happier when West himself arrived.
“I am honestly so glad that my sisters and my mom talked me into having this baby shower,” said Kim, adding, “I’m going to have the most amazing memories of my boyfriend coming, all of his family coming, all of my family, all of my best friends.”
In a wildly different storyline, Khloe lamented that she has such difficulty hiding her “camel toe” — and that she always seems to be photographed with the, uh, distinguishing feature.
“It is what it is. I have a big p*ssy, I can’t control it,” she told her pals.
Kourtney surprised her sis by buying her a clothing accessory meant to hide/prevent it, but Khloe complained that it was too “uncomfortable.”
She then tried to fix the issue by shopping for different clothing, before realizing it’s probably a genetic issue… from her mom!
“Mine looks pretty damn good,” Kris countered, and told her daughter that there isn’t a “p*ssy police” and she should “get over it.”
Khloe later decided, “I have to go back to the mindset that if you see it, that’s my gift from me to you. And it’s a beautiful gift.”
Meanwhile, Kylie Jenner was put off when she saw her dad Bruce cleaning his gun in their home, and expressed her discomfort to her mom.
The matriarch suggested they search for the secret place the former Olympian keeps it so they can dispose of it, but when they couldn’t find the weapon, Kris decided to try tricking her hubby into revealing its location.
She asked Bruce how she’d protect herself if she can’t find the gun, but he explained that she can’t know the combo to the safe until she takes a safety class.
Kris decided to indulge him and go to the firing range, so “once and for all [they] can be done with it,” and she passed the exam necessary to get a safety certificate.
Bruce was shocked that Kris actually did it, and revealed the safe was hidden in the laundry room, warning her, “You’re not some James Bond,” before saying she actually looked “hot” holding the handgun.
With Bruce later out of the home, Kris — “so nervous that [her] eye’s twitching” — enlisted Kylie to help her set the gun in a cement block, “like the gangsters did it back in the day.”
The two were then shocked when Bruce returned home with a special gift for Kris… her very own gun… and wanted to get his to compare the two weapons.
Bruce was beyond mad when he learned what happened to his gun, and insisted that he will now be keeping the one he just purchased for Kris.
“There will be a gun in this house — bottom line,” he told his wife… and she reluctantly agreed to let him have his way.

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One Direction’s mobile music

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One Direction will apparently record new music as they tour around the world.
The British boyband – comprising Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson – will travel with a mobile recording studio next year. It seems the group made the decision so they entertain fans while finishing off their fourth album.
“One Direction will travel with their own studio in tow when they play stadium dates. It’s going to cost a few quid but then, considering the amount of cash they’re making on the tour, they can
afford it,” a source told British newspaper The Sun.
“The boys are all writing more and more themselves these days so it will allow them to develop as songwriters. Because of the shows
across the globe they’ll have no time out to record so this is the best way to get the fourth album done.”
One Direction will be travelling to South America in April next year as part of their Where We Are tour, before they carry on performing across Europe.
“It was all worked out as part of the deal they did with Simon Cowell and Syco records earlier this month,” an insider added.
It was recently reported that One Direction had signed a new deal worth £10 million with music mogul Simon Cowell.
This will see the heartthrobs release another three albums under Simon’s Syco record label by 2016.
Two of the albums will feature new material, while the third will be a greatest hits compilation.
One Direction’s third album, Midnight Memories, is slated for release in late November. It includes their recent hit single Best Song Ever.

Jason Derülo: Mom’s a hip-hop dancer

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Jason Derülo spent his birthday watching his mom dance to 2 Chainz.
The singer celebrated his 24th birthday earlier this month and decided to take a trip to Las Vegas with his friends and family.
It seems the star’s mother had a particularly good time partying in Sin City.
“I’m not supposed to tell you…” he joked when asked by Australian radio hosts Kyle and Jackie O what happened in Vegas.
“We had an amazing time! The Wanted performed, I flew my whole family out; there were about 30 people. It was very weird… when your mom’s dancing to 2 Chainz you’re like, ‘I need to reassess my life right now…’ [laughs]”
Jason released his latest album, Tattoos, on September 20.
His girlfriend Jordin Sparks, 23, features on the new record. “She’s on a track called Vertigo; it’s just us and the piano. We’re kind of naked on the track, no bells no whistles, just us,” he explained.
Jason has often said Jordin helped him recover when he suffered a broken neck while rehearsing for his Future History Tour last year.
While he’s clearly smitten, he remained coy about any wedding plans.
“Um, you know, at some point…” he grinned.
The star is currently planning his next tour, after he had to cancel all his Future History dates due to his injury.
He’s planning to perform a mix of old and new songs to make up for lost time; and to make peace with disappointed fans.
“I am doing my old favourites ’cause I had to cancel my last tour,” he said.
“I had to make up for angry fans! I got some hate mail.”

Alicia Keys shows off some Skin on the Red Carpet

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Alicia Keys and husband Swizz Beatz stayed close on the red carpet as they attended the grand opening of TAO Downtown in New York City on Sept. 28, 2013.


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Kim Kardashian Wears Cleavage-Baring Black Dress, Looks Skinny at Paris Fashion Week Show: Picture

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Kim Kardashian has officially ditched the baggy clothes and woolen overcoat. The first-time mom stepped out alongside beau Kanye West wearing a cleavage-baring black dress while attending the Givenchy Paris Week Fashion show on Sunday, Sept. 29. And what’s more shocking? The ensemble was all made in just one day!
“Thank you Ricky for making this for me the day before the show. I die for you. #Givenchy4lifebaby,” the 32- year-old wrote via Instagram . The reality star also shared a photo of the two spotted heading to the show.
When inside, the couple sat right next to actress Lily Collins and singer Ciara . “Oh nothing…just chillin’,”
Kardashian wrote with a candid picture of the four stars.
Kardashian and West, 36, flew to Paris in a private plane Friday and checked into the George V Hotel Saturday morning. Since landing, the two have already met with CR Fashion Book editor Carine Roitfeld at the Givenchy
offices.
The new parents traveled without their baby girl North .
“Kim was sad to say goodbye,” a source previously told me. “This is the first time she’s been away from the baby.”


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Tina Fey Humiliates New SNL Cast Members During Monologue

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Tina Fey opened the “Saturday Night Live” season premiere with a monologue that mocked her lack of recurring characters during her nine years working on the show.
She then introduced the six new cast
members and forced them to begin their
“SNL” careers with an embarrassing dance routine.
And so the torch was passed.


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Kanye West Deletes Angry Tweets From Jimmy Kimmel Feud

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Kanye West spent a good part of last week feuding day after day on Twitter with Jimmy Kimmel after the talk show host spoofed a recent interview the
rapper did with BBC Radio 1.
But now all traces of the fight — from West’s side — have been deleted on Twitter.
The Grammy winner was initially pissed off enough about the spoof to call Kimmel in his office, but the conversation didn’t go as planned
and West took to Twitter to blast the comedian as a “manipulative media mother**ker.”
Kimmel then used his show to mock West again, going on to read off all his tweets and joke about each one.
The feud continued to escalate between the two men for the better part of last week, and Kimmel jokingly exclaimed, “ Finally , I’m in a rap feud .”
And while Kimmel quipped that “right now we’re at DefKanye Five” — and his Twitter feed still contains the back and forth with the musician — West seems to have erased all his angry tweets.
No word yet as to why West scrubbed his Twitter clean.


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