“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” returned from a short hiatus on Sunday with a big event: Kim Kardashian ’s baby shower!
And while the party seemed to go off without a hitch when i reported on it back in June, it turns out there was plenty of traditional Kardashian family drama involved.
Sisters Khloe and Kourtney began planning the shower unbeknownst to Kim, even setting up a baby registry.
When they tried to gauge Kim’s interest, the mom-to-be said she didn’t “really care” to have one, afraid that it would
lead to more “negative attention” surrounding her pregnancy.
Kim found herself even more put off when she found out about the registry, saying that she doesn’t need a shower or gifts.
“My family is being so controlling, and this is my life,” complained the reality star to the camera.
The girls later tried to convince Kim by re-watching footage from Kris’ baby shower from when she was pregnant with Rob – and it worked!
“To say that all of this scrutiny doesn’t get to you, I would be lying,” admitted Kim. “But listening to my family, really does make me realize that I want to have this special moment for my
daughter.”
She insisted, however, that the event not be a “spectacle,” and said instead of presents, she wants attendees to donate to a Chicago hospital that’s close to baby daddy Kanye West’s heart.
Unfortunately, the family’s plans were leaked to the media — and Kim promptly freaked out at the negative opinions that started to follow.
But on the day of the garden-themed shower, Kim greeted her celebrity pals, relatives, and West’s family, telling the camera it “turned out exactly the way I imagined it to be… and I’m just so happy
with everything.”
Kris made an emotional toast, and a good time seemed to be had by all — but Kim became even happier when West himself arrived.
“I am honestly so glad that my sisters and my mom talked me into having this baby shower,” said Kim, adding, “I’m going to have the most amazing memories of my boyfriend coming, all of his family coming, all of my family, all of my best friends.”
In a wildly different storyline, Khloe lamented that she has such difficulty hiding her “camel toe” — and that she always seems to be photographed with the, uh, distinguishing feature.
“It is what it is. I have a big p*ssy, I can’t control it,” she told her pals.
Kourtney surprised her sis by buying her a clothing accessory meant to hide/prevent it, but Khloe complained that it was too “uncomfortable.”
She then tried to fix the issue by shopping for different clothing, before realizing it’s probably a genetic issue… from her mom!
“Mine looks pretty damn good,” Kris countered, and told her daughter that there isn’t a “p*ssy police” and she should “get over it.”
Khloe later decided, “I have to go back to the mindset that if you see it, that’s my gift from me to you. And it’s a beautiful gift.”
Meanwhile, Kylie Jenner was put off when she saw her dad Bruce cleaning his gun in their home, and expressed her discomfort to her mom.
The matriarch suggested they search for the secret place the former Olympian keeps it so they can dispose of it, but when they couldn’t find the weapon, Kris decided to try tricking her hubby into revealing its location.
She asked Bruce how she’d protect herself if she can’t find the gun, but he explained that she can’t know the combo to the safe until she takes a safety class.
Kris decided to indulge him and go to the firing range, so “once and for all [they] can be done with it,” and she passed the exam necessary to get a safety certificate.
Bruce was shocked that Kris actually did it, and revealed the safe was hidden in the laundry room, warning her, “You’re not some James Bond,” before saying she actually looked “hot” holding the handgun.
With Bruce later out of the home, Kris — “so nervous that [her] eye’s twitching” — enlisted Kylie to help her set the gun in a cement block, “like the gangsters did it back in the day.”
The two were then shocked when Bruce returned home with a special gift for Kris… her very own gun… and wanted to get his to compare the two weapons.
Bruce was beyond mad when he learned what happened to his gun, and insisted that he will now be keeping the one he just purchased for Kris.
“There will be a gun in this house — bottom line,” he told his wife… and she reluctantly agreed to let him have his way.
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